Overheard in Kindergarten...

I've done a miserable job keeping up with my blog recently (more like the last 2 years), but I'm hoping to do a better job! 

I think the best place to start will be sharing the *many* funny things my kiddos have said recently. (My favorite real life blogger friend is inspiring me. Her daughter is hilarious! And I say real life because I actually know her unlike most of the blogs out there!) 

Enjoy!

"Miss Richardson, whatever you do, do NOT be a person who serves people on the airplane! Because everybody else just sleeps and you have to do everything!! Like clean up everybody's mess! And you don't even get to rest!"

On Crazy Hair Day, kiddo had a VERY long yarn braid attached to her hair. She put the braid on the table next to the carpet.
Me: "What are you doing?"
Kiddo: "I need a place for my hair!!"

Kiddo is struggling to put spaces between words when writing. I decided to try a different method using spaghetti and meatballs as my illustration. Spaghetti=spaces between letters, Meatballs=spaces between words.
Me: "Do you like spaghetti and meatballs?"
Kiddo: "Do I LOOK Asian to you?!?"

After I gave instructions...
"I don't know why, but I'm going to do it anyways!!"

"Since I turned 6, my childhood has been SO difficult!"

Me: "Please stop licking your pants."
Me: "Please stop chewing on your socks."
Me: "Please stop licking your feet."
Me: "Please stop eating the tag in the back of your shirt."

"Dear heavenly Father, please help Miss Richardson's foot to get better and please help us not to have that too because we don't want that nasty thing on our foot! Amen."

New teacher on playground duty
Kiddo: "Who is that man over there?"
Me: "Mr. Horstman"
Kiddo: "OH! He looks so grown up now!"

Me: "What shape is that basketball?"
Kiddo: "You tell me, Miss Richardson!!"

After practicing tying shoes...
"I can finally wear my tie shoes to schoooooool!"

We've been into jokes this week... Here are some of my favorites!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
*10 second pause*
Mooooooooo!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cow Miss Richardson 
(Alternate endings include: "cow hedgehog" and "let's do stations again")

Kiddo: "Why did the ghost didn't cross the road?"
Me: ....
Kiddo: "He didn't have any guts!!"